Victoria Ash's revenge is bitter
[Until Friday, 19 June 2009, only 1 St. Nick can be attached to any player at a time; the cap for Grenades has also been raised to 10. Watch the forums for NPCs offering discounts on tools!]
From Victoria Ash in response to actions taken by the Verdant Casque:
In order to bring my plan to fruition and restore the name of Vigilante in The Nethernet, I have persuaded my winged friends to obey me – and only me. They will not attach so readily under anyone else’s control. Only one St. Nick will attach to a player at once!
My latest system hack is also a success; I have increased the number of grenades that will target a player at one time, temporarily raising the limit to 10. Chaos shall rule once again.”
Transcript of #destroyers on irc.thenethernet.com
#destroyers: The topic for #destroyers is: In memory of JC & Celes, naded… | joe be with you
victoria_ash: Tuesday! I have been looking for you.
victoria_ash: Your assistance is required.
bloody_tuesday: I’m always at ya beck an’ call m’lady.
victoria_ash: The Verdant Casque has become a problem.
victoria_ash: I require your destructive skills in keeping them in check.
victoria_ash: They must be taught a lesson.
victoria_ash: They have become too…orderly.
victoria_ash: The very word makes me shiver in disgust.
victoria_ash: They are holding…elections.
bloody_tuesday: Elections? They’re your pets. Ya can’t keep ‘em under control?
victoria_ash: I have become merely a pawn to them. A figurehead! My disdain over the past few weeks has accomplished nothing.
victoria_ash: Order runs rampant.
victoria_ash: Like a virus. An infection.
bloody_tuesday: Ya hired me t’ blow up th’ big names. Ya really want t’ waste my skills on these… Insects?
victoria_ash: I do. They are destroying the name of Vigilante!
victoria_ash: And they are claiming that I *approve* this disgusting behavior
bloody_tuesday: Send ‘em a few o’ ya electric nicks, and ship me t’ do somethin’ useful. It’s been a long time since ya sent me out t’ do somethin’ worth my time…
bloody_tuesday: Whippin’ ya pets for ya is just insultin’ me talents.
victoria_ash: And now you’re insulting me.
victoria_ash: Do not forget who it is who allows you free reign with your destructive tools!
victoria_ash: If not for me turning a blind eye, you would be blocked at every turn
victoria_ash: It is fortunate indeed for you that my vengeance and your destruction often meet the same goals.
victoria_ash: Your assistance is REQUIRED.
bloody_tuesday: I’ve burned through nicks b’fore. I admit though. Life is easier wit’ ya on my side.
victoria_ash: Besides, I indeed have something you want.
victoria_ash: There is a figure underneath the mask, do not forget.
bloody_tuesday: Ah… There is that.
bloody_tuesday: Th’ Casque. Kids wit’ kids toys. Ya really plannin’ on sendin’ me t’ do somethin’ about them?
victoria_ash: Tuesday, my faithful, my loyal, my friend, would I have asked if I did not mean it?
bloody_tuesday: I object strongly t’ this assignment. Ya are however th’ boss. What would ya have me do?
victoria_ash: Well, well. Your assistance is…appreciated. And you will be rewarded.
victoria_ash: But first, I think, you’ll be punished for questioning me.
victoria_ash: I want YOU to take charge of the Ballistic St. Nicks.
victoria_ash: I, meanwhile, will handle Grenades, the way you like.
bloody_tuesday: Ya want me t’ use those filthy bugs?
victoria_ash: Oh, you will, and you will enjoy each tiny shock they give you as you set them on their targets.
bloody_tuesday: Again. Mistress. Ya are th’ boss.
victoria_ash: I am indeed.
victoria_ash: Do not forget it.
victoria_ash: Their shocks will imprint it on your memory, i hope, if your naked parades through minefields have not addled your brains too much.
bloody_tuesday: When would ya wish for my… Punishment t’ take place?
victoria_ash: Tomorrow, I think. As I said, I will be handling the grenading of the Casque. My punishment to them. You will shock off what armor they wear – filthy Bedouin stuff, it is – and damage those that are wise enough not to wear it. I will pour destruction on their naked flesh.
victoria_ash: They will cry, Victoria, save us!
victoria_ash: And I will reply…no.
victoria_ash: Tomorrow is best. I intend to hack the system again this evening. I will need some time; it is an arduous process.
victoria_ash: But I will not reveal all of my plan. Not yet.
bloody_tuesday: As disgusted as I am at havin’ to use those foul bugs, I admit th’ plan is quite interestin’.
victoria_ash: They are my pets. Much as you are.
bloody_tuesday: So. Tomorrow th’ Casque faces our combin’d wrath? So be it.
victoria_ash: They do. And anyone else who gets in our way.
victoria_ash: We will reign triumphant once again!
victoria_ash: Ah, destroyers! Fling your grenades most chaotically. You will find it easier than usual.
bloody_tuesday: I’ll not forget th’ “lesson” you have set for me M’lady. Until tomorrow.
bloody_tuesday left the room (Let th’ grenades fly.).
victoria_ash: On that note, I must leave you. Farewell. Enjoy the Chaos tomorrow.
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